When you live in our apartment, you obey our rules.

This thought gives us the discipline and the courage to continue life without having any food.

We participate in total grocery shopping. It is not very different from total war; in essence we pride ourselves on the complete decimation and consumption of our groceries before we shop again.

This weekend, with a fridge full of condiments and a couple cans of green beans, we went grocery shopping. We got the necessities, including: corn dogs, tube steaks (read: hot dogs), hamburgers, frozen hash browns, frozen tater tots, and various other sundries to keep us nourished and sane.

$170.00 later, we put our groceries away and watched the OSU game. Somehow mysteriously, there have been football games on in the living room all weekend long. Will I develop an appreciation for sports?

I sure hope not.